"Nasty dad-punk for all of us self-pitying wankers"
Music
Learn more about our music - book us!
We love to play music, create vibes and let people loose it...
Be fast and book us while you can still afford us. Get in touch via the contact info above. It'll be a blast.
We have also recorded some stuff: You can listen to our music at a number of different platforms of your choice, such as
https://open.spotify.com/artist/0vwTQMVsF6pLaCY9VPFBr5?si=YGaHOUbyRwWwlFG1KwBdLw
You can also check out a few short videos from recent concerts at somewheredark.youtube.com (coming soon).
Our fans say
"Nobody makes me feel less slutty than these guys. All of them. They are SOOO slutty. Everything's just for sale. And the music.... wauw!"
— Mary Smith, satisfied slut
About Us
We are Corporate Sluts. We are life fatigue, because work beat balance. We speak no-nonsense when the world speaks waggy woke. We are the space where punk takes over easygoing suburbian quasi fascism.
Our time and souls are for sale. We sell it all. Management. Sales. Tech. Legal. And punk music.
We are Corporate Sluts.
Come closer...
Contact us for your next concerts or festival, bjs with no regrets and promising investment opportunities.
Contact info
Stage rider
Get in touch for more detailed information on our next gig at your venue
It will punk. Every gig starts with 100% pure love to music. That's why it will punk.
Still, we can make our lifes easier by getting the basics right. This tech rider sets the stage.
And then, when we're at it, would be nice with a case of 2012 Cristal. Or at the very least some beers.